Wednesday, March 20, 2019

(Half) A roof over our heads!

Here is our little gingerbread house in the woods! Or, as DH calls it, the big house in the little woods. On the big hill.
And we are extremely tempted to nail a blanket over the door and move in. But what you can't see in this picture is that the roof is only half-sheathed. Guess we'll stay put awhile yet; the trailer does at least have minor details like heat, lights and a stove... Oh, also a computer.
Besides, the terrier does not like the new house. Apparently, he's resistant to change. Even though I've promised him a dog bed in every room. Maybe he's just waiting to see how good the beds are.

Tuesday, March 19, 2019

In which I mourn the need for compromise

Compromises must be made, and I don’t want to.

We designed this house ourselves, because we couldn’t afford the services of an architect, and we began three years ago. We spent months on it, drawing it out with a computer program, and figuring out where every stick of furniture would go.

But we keep making changes, especially now that there’s an actual building to compare the computer design to. The washer and dryer were going to go in a little closet off the bathroom, and were going to have to be a stackable unit. Then we decided it made better sense to make that a bedroom closet, and put the washer and dryer in the pantry, which will be a lot more spacious for doing laundry in. Bonus, we can put a fold-out ironing board in there. Plus, it allows us to use the washer and dryer we already own, instead of buying new stackable ones.

But that took up the room intended for the chest freezer, which we also already own. We debated buying an upright to replace it and trying to cram it into the pantry, but decided to put the  freezer on the porch instead.

All of these changes, which took much longer to figure out than this summary suggests, have been great, and have improved the overall design of the house.

But today, DH called me at work, and informed me that the kitchen design doesn’t work, now that he sees it in actual form.

Specifically, there’s no room for the wall oven.

The wall oven I’ve been yearning for, planning for, for Years.

He explained a problem I’d noticed, but had been denying to myself: The only available counter work space was jammed into two small corners, one on either side of the wall oven, which was located on the south wall – the short end of the u-shaped kitchen – between two windows.

I assured him there was room, and that we would figure out a clever solution.

When I got home, I informed him I’d had the brilliant idea of moving the range to the south wall, instead. This eliminates crowding and greatly expands the available counter space, and the wall oven could go over – there, next to the refrigerator, or maybe next to the dishwasher.

Nope; he showed me; neither of those sites would work. He didn’t like the idea of moving the stove, either.

We designed the kitchen with a lot of windows. This is beautiful, and brings in a lot of light, but it greatly limits the available wall space for amenities like cupboards and wall ovens.

We walked down to the house and examined the lines we have chalked on the floor, designating various appliances. We measured and drew more chalk lines, and measured again.

We walked back up to the trailer, and looked at the computer design.

Walked back down to the house, for more measuring.

My suggestions grew increasingly desperate.

The wall oven could go above the washing machine.

It could sit in a pantry cupboard.

The refrigerator could go on the porch, and the wall oven could go in its place.

Nope, nope, and nope.

About two hours into this circus, DH came up with the brilliant idea of moving the range to the south wall.

It really is an excellent idea.

DH revised the computer design, and we spent quite some time admiring how much it opens up the kitchen, and how much more counter space there is.

It’s going to be a beautiful kitchen. But I’m still in mourning for my wall oven.

Friday, March 15, 2019

We've been framed!

Sitting on our stairs! The roof trusses are supposed to arrive in a week, and then the roof will be ordered. But it's so amazing looking up at the tree tops right overhead that I wish we could have a glass roof.



Wednesday, March 13, 2019

A house is built

We have a house!!!!
Well, the first story, anyway. And I am over the moon with excitement; it has been a looong wait.  I have aged, while waiting. When I arrived home from work and saw it there, I tried to run joyously down to it with the terrier bounding alongside, but encountered a dirt mound, either from the trench or excavations from said terrier digging for field mice, and hurt my foot.
Right. Note to self: These hills are alive with death traps; proceed cautiously. No Julie Andrews-style singing and dancing in the fields.
While I jumped (cautiously) around inside the house for joy, the terrier decided dusk was not a good time for small dogs to be outside, and went back to the trailer. He kept looking back, waiting for me to follow, but eventually abandoned me to my folly. Good dog. He's certainly heard enough from me on the subject of not staying out at dusk.
Tomorrow, the framers will come back and undo some of the things they did that DH didn't want them to. And, presumably, attach the second story.
As for me, I'm too giddy to care about anything, except, Wehaveahouse!!!!
Or at least the shell of one.
Here it is.

Outside:





Inside:



Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Tub success

In other happy house news, we have bought a bathtub, for which we have been searching for the last two years. Or maybe three; I’ve lost track.

It took awhile, because it needed to meet several criteria: It needed to be an old, cast iron, clawfoot tub, with all of its feet intact and accompanying it. It needed to be in excellent condition, with no chipping or gouging of the porcelain, but to look like excrement, so as to be very, very cheap. It needed to be of a reasonable size, i.e., at least five feet. And, preferably, reasonably close by.

And I found it!

Personally, I’d all but given up hope, although D.H. had not. And he was right, because one finally came along, that met all of the above criteria, so close by as to be practically a neighbor.

We brought it home a couple of days ago, and added it to the general clutter that gives our homestead its tasteful, classy look. It’s beautiful.

Ok, it’s not beautiful, because, see, “look like excrement,” above.

The paint on the outside is peeling off, displaying rust beneath, and it is stained with who-knows-what, and displaying an attractive growth of algae, or lichen, or something.

None of this matters, because the outside will be scoured clean and painted, and the inside scrubbed very clean and re-finished, and DH will build a riser for it to accommodate modern faucets and a shower head. And then it will be beautiful.

Now all we need is a bathroom to install it in. And then I am going to soak in it for about two or three years.

Monday, March 4, 2019

Winter has come

Well, once again, it has been a lengthy hiatus, while some stuff happened.
For example, we got the floor joists put in place.
Here they are, covered with snow:


Which brings us to the next happening: Winter arrived.

Winter, being very pretty, and very cold:





More winter, being enjoyed by happy terrier:



Still winter:



Current forecast: 25 degrees tonight; chances of snow Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.
May I just point out that,
IT'S MARCH FOR #%@%!$#'s SAKE!!!
Ahem.
Sorry. All better now.
As for the house, the forecast calls for framing it in the near future. Please keep your fingers crossed.
I should note, for accuracy, that it is not presently snowy. Just cold as hell, with chances of snow in the forecast.
Seriously, people.
March.
In western Oregon.
Of course, ordinarily, it would be raining buckets, which would not be all that much of an improvement, but still.
Also, I haven't had the heart to tell DH that I think all of our bees have died. And the truss people are getting cranky again (that, he does know), and so we have scheduled a date for the damn things to be delivered. Now, we just need a house frame to put them on. God willing and the creek don't rise, and the snow goes away.
In any event, onward we march, undaunted by rain or snow or wretchedly cold weather.
Well, undaunted-ish.
You all stay warm, now.