Here is our little gingerbread house in the woods! Or, as DH calls it, the big house in the little woods. On the big hill.
And we are extremely tempted to nail a blanket over the door and move in. But what you can't see in this picture is that the roof is only half-sheathed. Guess we'll stay put awhile yet; the trailer does at least have minor details like heat, lights and a stove... Oh, also a computer.
Besides, the terrier does not like the new house. Apparently, he's resistant to change. Even though I've promised him a dog bed in every room. Maybe he's just waiting to see how good the beds are.
Wednesday, March 20, 2019
Tuesday, March 19, 2019
In which I mourn the need for compromise
Compromises must be
made, and I don’t want to.
We designed this
house ourselves, because we couldn’t afford the services of an
architect, and we began three years ago. We spent months on it,
drawing it out with a computer program, and figuring out where every
stick of furniture would go.
But we keep making
changes, especially now that there’s an actual building to compare
the computer design to. The washer and dryer were going to go in a
little closet off the bathroom, and were going to have to be a
stackable unit. Then we decided it made better sense to make that a
bedroom closet, and put the washer and dryer in the pantry, which
will be a lot more spacious for doing laundry in. Bonus, we can
put a fold-out ironing board in there. Plus, it allows us to use the washer and dryer we already own, instead of buying new stackable ones.
But that took up the room intended for the chest freezer, which we also already own. We debated buying an upright to replace it and trying to cram it into the pantry, but decided to put the freezer on the porch instead.
All of these
changes, which took much longer to figure out than this summary
suggests, have been great, and have improved the overall design of
the house.
But today, DH called
me at work, and informed me that the kitchen design doesn’t work,
now that he sees it in actual form.
Specifically,
there’s no room for the wall oven.
The wall oven I’ve
been yearning for, planning for, for Years.
He explained a
problem I’d noticed, but had been denying to myself: The
only available counter work space was jammed into two small corners,
one on either side of the wall oven, which was located on the south
wall – the short end of the u-shaped kitchen – between two
windows.
I assured him there
was room, and that we would figure out a clever solution.
When I got home, I
informed him I’d had the brilliant idea of moving the range to the
south wall, instead. This eliminates crowding and greatly expands the
available counter space, and the wall oven could go over – there,
next to the refrigerator, or maybe next to the dishwasher.
Nope; he showed me;
neither of those sites would work. He didn’t like the idea of
moving the stove, either.
We designed the
kitchen with a lot of windows. This is beautiful, and brings in a lot
of light, but it greatly limits the available wall space for
amenities like cupboards and wall ovens.
We walked down to
the house and examined the lines we have chalked on the floor,
designating various appliances. We measured and drew more chalk
lines, and measured again.
We walked back up to
the trailer, and looked at the computer design.
Walked back down to
the house, for more measuring.
My suggestions grew
increasingly desperate.
The wall oven could
go above the washing machine.
It could sit in a
pantry cupboard.
The refrigerator
could go on the porch, and the wall oven could go in its place.
Nope, nope, and
nope.
About two hours into
this circus, DH came up with the brilliant idea of moving the range
to the south wall.
It really is an
excellent idea.
DH revised the
computer design, and we spent quite some time admiring how much it opens
up the kitchen, and how much more counter space there is.
It’s going to be a
beautiful kitchen. But I’m still in mourning for my wall oven.
Friday, March 15, 2019
We've been framed!
Wednesday, March 13, 2019
A house is built
We have a house!!!!
Well, the first story, anyway. And I am over the moon with excitement; it has been a looong wait. I have aged, while waiting. When I arrived home from work and saw it there, I tried to run joyously down to it with the terrier bounding alongside, but encountered a dirt mound, either from the trench or excavations from said terrier digging for field mice, and hurt my foot.
Right. Note to self: These hills are alive with death traps; proceed cautiously. No Julie Andrews-style singing and dancing in the fields.
While I jumped (cautiously) around inside the house for joy, the terrier decided dusk was not a good time for small dogs to be outside, and went back to the trailer. He kept looking back, waiting for me to follow, but eventually abandoned me to my folly. Good dog. He's certainly heard enough from me on the subject of not staying out at dusk.
Tomorrow, the framers will come back and undo some of the things they did that DH didn't want them to. And, presumably, attach the second story.
As for me, I'm too giddy to care about anything, except, Wehaveahouse!!!!
Or at least the shell of one.
Here it is.
Outside:

Well, the first story, anyway. And I am over the moon with excitement; it has been a looong wait. I have aged, while waiting. When I arrived home from work and saw it there, I tried to run joyously down to it with the terrier bounding alongside, but encountered a dirt mound, either from the trench or excavations from said terrier digging for field mice, and hurt my foot.
Right. Note to self: These hills are alive with death traps; proceed cautiously. No Julie Andrews-style singing and dancing in the fields.
While I jumped (cautiously) around inside the house for joy, the terrier decided dusk was not a good time for small dogs to be outside, and went back to the trailer. He kept looking back, waiting for me to follow, but eventually abandoned me to my folly. Good dog. He's certainly heard enough from me on the subject of not staying out at dusk.
Tomorrow, the framers will come back and undo some of the things they did that DH didn't want them to. And, presumably, attach the second story.
As for me, I'm too giddy to care about anything, except, Wehaveahouse!!!!
Or at least the shell of one.
Here it is.
Outside:
Inside:
Tuesday, March 5, 2019
Tub success
In other happy house
news, we have bought a bathtub, for which we have been searching for the
last two years. Or maybe three; I’ve lost track.
It took awhile,
because it needed to meet several criteria: It needed to be an old,
cast iron, clawfoot tub, with all of its feet intact and accompanying
it. It needed to be in excellent condition, with no chipping or
gouging of the porcelain, but to look like excrement, so as to be
very, very cheap. It needed to be of a reasonable size, i.e., at
least five feet. And, preferably, reasonably close by.
And I found it!
Personally, I’d
all but given up hope, although D.H. had not. And he was right,
because one finally came along, that met all of the above criteria,
so close by as to be practically a neighbor.
We brought it home a
couple of days ago, and added it to the general clutter that gives
our homestead its tasteful, classy look. It’s beautiful.
Ok, it’s not
beautiful, because, see, “look like excrement,” above.
The paint on the
outside is peeling off, displaying rust beneath, and it is stained
with who-knows-what, and displaying an attractive growth of algae, or lichen, or
something.
None of this
matters, because the outside will be scoured clean and painted, and
the inside scrubbed very clean and re-finished, and DH will build a
riser for it to accommodate modern faucets and a shower head. And
then it will be beautiful.
Now all we need is a
bathroom to install it in. And then I am going to soak in it for
about two or three years.
Monday, March 4, 2019
Winter has come
Well, once again, it has been a lengthy hiatus, while some stuff happened.
For example, we got the floor joists put in place.
Here they are, covered with snow:
Which brings us to the next happening: Winter arrived.
Winter, being very pretty, and very cold:
More winter, being enjoyed by happy terrier:
Still winter:
Current forecast: 25 degrees tonight; chances of snow Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.
May I just point out that,
IT'S MARCH FOR #%@%!$#'s SAKE!!!
Ahem.
Sorry. All better now.
As for the house, the forecast calls for framing it in the near future. Please keep your fingers crossed.
I should note, for accuracy, that it is not presently snowy. Just cold as hell, with chances of snow in the forecast.
Seriously, people.
March.
In western Oregon.
Of course, ordinarily, it would be raining buckets, which would not be all that much of an improvement, but still.
Also, I haven't had the heart to tell DH that I think all of our bees have died. And the truss people are getting cranky again (that, he does know), and so we have scheduled a date for the damn things to be delivered. Now, we just need a house frame to put them on. God willing and the creek don't rise, and the snow goes away.
In any event, onward we march, undaunted by rain or snow or wretchedly cold weather.
Well, undaunted-ish.
You all stay warm, now.
For example, we got the floor joists put in place.
Here they are, covered with snow:
Which brings us to the next happening: Winter arrived.
Winter, being very pretty, and very cold:
Still winter:
Current forecast: 25 degrees tonight; chances of snow Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.
May I just point out that,
IT'S MARCH FOR #%@%!$#'s SAKE!!!
Ahem.
Sorry. All better now.
As for the house, the forecast calls for framing it in the near future. Please keep your fingers crossed.
I should note, for accuracy, that it is not presently snowy. Just cold as hell, with chances of snow in the forecast.
Seriously, people.
March.
In western Oregon.
Of course, ordinarily, it would be raining buckets, which would not be all that much of an improvement, but still.
Also, I haven't had the heart to tell DH that I think all of our bees have died. And the truss people are getting cranky again (that, he does know), and so we have scheduled a date for the damn things to be delivered. Now, we just need a house frame to put them on. God willing and the creek don't rise, and the snow goes away.
In any event, onward we march, undaunted by rain or snow or wretchedly cold weather.
Well, undaunted-ish.
You all stay warm, now.
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